Comic Transcript
Panel 1
Pirate Captain: So you’re Crimson Rhen, huh? But you’re just a little punk!
Rhen: ugn… Watch the coat, will you?
Panel 2
Pirate Captain: Don’t go gettin’ any funny ideas!
Panel 3
Rhen: If you leave now, I’ll let you go. ugn… This is your last chance.
Panel 4
Pirate Captain: I think I’ll take my chances.
December 27, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Goes to show you even if you steal peoples money, you still wont have enough to take proper care of your teeth. Poor man. Looks like they may all fall out soon. And then what kind of scary pirate captain will he be?
December 29, 2011 at 9:52 pm
A scurvy one
February 9, 2013 at 1:15 pm
Scurvy is a form of malnutrition (vitamin C deficiency to be precise). It is NOT a compliment! Scurvy can even be fatal if it progresses far enough.
And yes, teeth falling out is one of the symptoms. (If I recall correctly, this one is a problem with the gums rather than the teeth themselves.)
December 27, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Goes to show you even if you steal peoples money, you still wont have enough to take proper care of your teeth. Poor man. Looks like they may all fall out soon. And then what kind of scary pirate captain will he be?
December 29, 2011 at 9:52 pm
A scurvy one
December 27, 2011 at 10:03 pm
I’m surprised Rhen allowed the ugly and, most likely, smelly pirate captain to touch him.
And I’m surprised said captain didn’t point his hook at Rhen’s throat. He’s not being very good at this intimidating business.
December 28, 2011 at 9:08 am
Rhen always has a plan. Don’t worry. š
April 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm
This plan involves setting the jerk who touched his coat on fire, doesn’t it? I mean, it didn’t when he gave the crew instructions, but then this guy touched his coat…
December 30, 2011 at 3:40 am
He’s probly still running windows 95 on his cyberware.
December 27, 2011 at 10:03 pm
I’m surprised Rhen allowed the ugly and, most likely, smelly pirate captain to touch him.
And I’m surprised said captain didn’t point his hook at Rhen’s throat. He’s not being very good at this intimidating business.
December 28, 2011 at 9:08 am
Rhen always has a plan. Don’t worry. š
December 30, 2011 at 3:40 am
He’s probly still running windows 95 on his cyberware.
April 9, 2014 at 8:40 pm
“Ok then: ROLL!
16! beat that!”
“2, dammit!”
June 10, 2017 at 8:25 pm
That captain seems to be an āat riskā adult. At risk of failing in his career choice.
I wish him all the worst.